Johnny Clyde reviews: CNP Laboratory Cleansing Perfecta

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CNP Laboratory Cleansing Perfecta (50ml)

Or as I like to call it, invisible-cleanser-that-may-or-may-not-do-anything-at-all.
So this cleanser is weird.
As it comes out of the tube it is clearly milky white. It clearly exists!
So I do the usual thing thing you do with cleanser that most definitely exist and I apply it to my face. This is where the magic (or false advertising) happens.
I feel nothing.
It doesn't foam up at all, it just kinda disappears.
Every time I use it I feel like an idiot because I just stand there unsure of everything.
How do I know it was ever real?
Is this water even real?
This bathroom? What is reality? I.....reality?

Milky white out of the tube and performing the disappearing act on the right
So if you want a nice disappearing cleanser that will make you question everything about your own existence and possibly some thoughts on the after life itself, try CNP!
Seriously though.
My wife tells me this stuff is good for you, like really good, I guess.
It really feels like nothing to me, I feel the same after as I did before, I feel like I may as well be washing my face with just water.

*Warning gross mental image coming up*
The consistency of CNP feels exactly like what I'd imagine slightly solidified sweat to feel like.
I don't know why, but that's the very first thing I thought of upon feeling it and it just kinda stuck.
Of course once applied it feels like absolutely nothing, as you now know.
It also smells like nothing.
I can't smell it at all.
If I was asleep and a monster ball of CNP came into my room to creepily watch me stir in the night, I wouldn't even know!
Absolutely undetectable, this stuff..

Rating: 1.Blegh  2. Pff  3. Meh  4. Oohh  5. Awwyeah 6. Wooha
 Overall, I give it a zero because I don't even know if it's real.
I definitely prefer foam cleansers even if it's just because I'm a sucker for bubbles.

Mois thoughts:
I got this cleanser ages ago in a Luckybox but never used it since the cleanser we had before was massive and took forever to finish.
Unlike Johnny I quite like this cleanser.
It actually cleans your skin without being drying or messing with your skins PH.
It is very gentle which is important for me as well.
It promises to remove sunblock, BB cream and waterproof make up.
It cleanses everything well besides the waterproof make up.

It removes makeup just as well as Bioderma micellar water

I think this cleanser is great as a second step of  double cleansing routine or for someone who doesn't use make up.
Wondering why Johnny hated a cleanser I liked quite a bit I kept asking him where his hatred came from.
He kept saying that it felt like using nothing but that it wasn't actually a bad cleanser and that it did nothing negative to his skin.
If you don't mind using an invisible cleanser, I think CNP is definitely a good choice.
Especially for people who are watching the PH of their products or people with sensitive skin.

Ingredients: There is some here but I am not sure if it is the full list.

Rating: 1.Blegh  2. Pff  3. Meh  4. Oohh  5. Awwyeah 6. Wooha

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