Johnny Clyde reviews: Etude House Missing U Kakapo Hand cream
Etude House Missing U Kakapo #2 Hand cream (30ml)
Formulated with Shea butter and Herb water rich in certified organic nutrients, this eco-friendly hand cream not only moisturizes dry hands, but also helps our endangered flying friends.
4-Free formula: No Paraben, No Sulphate, No Ethanol, No Mineral Oil
Directions: Massage cream into hands, from fingers to wrist
|It comes in an adorable box|
Kakapo is a wonky little thing.
I don't even know where to start.
I guess at the beginning?
I think mine is broken. I think it's broken because the heads all wonky, it can't look forward unless I screw the head on all the way.
Also it stares and me at night and whispers to me as I try to sleep. Not going to lie, pretty sure it's evil.
|Pictured left: How I put it away at night Pictured right: How I wake up|
I do love the whole package though. Evil aside.
It actually feels pretty nice taking it's head off and borrowing some of it's owl/parrot cream for my simple needs.
The only issue is there's so little of that owl/parrot cream.
|Kakapos delicious insides|
You barely need any to make your hands feel not so terrible though.
Just dip your finger into it's stomach, and take a tiny scoop, it'll be enough. (Enough to make it's evil family cry)
|a little bit more then this is plenty|
The goop itself is very nice, it has the consistency of butter and spreads really easily.
And the thing will stare at you the whole time you rub your hands together, if you're into that.
The smell though. That's the kicker! It smells amazing.
I love the color too. It looks like it can glow in the dark, but it can't.
So that's a downside? I can't really describe the smell.
It's kind of like trying to think of a new color, it's just impossible.
Our brains literally cannot imagine colors we haven't already seen.
That's what this goop is like!
The bird knows it too. The. Bird. Knows. It.
So overall, the bird does the job. The cream has a nice consistency, and I only feel the need to use it like twice a day.
That smell though, that's the smeller. (I meant to write 'kicker' but whatever. The bird knows.)
It's also a plus that my bird doesn't try and hump me when I wear green, although it looks like it would make it smile for once
|"You are being shagged by a rare parrot" Stephen Fry|
Rating: If it would have more product I would give it a 6, but since it is so little I give it an Awwyeah for now
I love this hand cream!
It smells amazing! It smells like that dessert you dreamed about your whole life, the one you wanted to eat as a child, and spent the last 15 years reminiscing about how amazing it was.
That is how it smells to me.
The texture is great and the packaging is adorable.
It is such a shame that they are difficult to find now and that there is so little product in the package.
Rating: 1.Blegh 2. Pff 3. Meh 4. Oohh 5. Awwyeah 6. Wooha
Purchased at Roseroseshop (no longer available)
Available on Ebay
And I leave you with one more thing, a happy Kakapo